Hats divide generally into three classes: offensive hats, defensive hats, and shrapnel.
Katharine WhitehornIf bad decorating was a hanging offense, there'd be bodies hanging from every tree!
Sylvester StalloneI don't find offensive that I'm being labelled a babe by blokes. I'm absolutely flattered.
Kirsty GallacherI find it very offensive when the government tells me what I can and cannot watch. Censor yourself.
Michael BadnarikNo other offense has ever been visited with such severe penalties as seeking to help the oppressed.
Clarence Darrow