She ordered beer all night, and I ordered root beer. She was drunk, and so was I—with love.
My love can only occupy one person at a timeTrue love is rare, like a good steak. Help me cut it up.
My love can only occupy one person at a timeShe made my heart melt, so I replaced it with a new candle. Love is illuminating.
My love can only occupy one person at a timeThe wind helps me unwind. I make love like Don Quixote windmilled into history.
My love can only occupy one person at a timeLove is two Tuesdays back to back, and I’m just a lonely Wednesday waiting on today.
My love can only occupy one person at a timeIt’s amazing how fast a handshake turns into a handjob. Ah, you’ve got to love politics.
My love can only occupy one person at a timeThe disappearance of love. Two become one, like I cross my legs, intertwined, and hard to run.
My love can only occupy one person at a timeI am the qorj of love. If you find that hard to believe, then I’d like to sell you a Bible.
My love can only occupy one person at a timeI hold my cats like any other broom you’d use to sweep the floor. I’m a janitor among animal lovers.
My love can only occupy one person at a time