I’m a book lover. I’ve probably already fucked a whole library.
My love can only occupy one person at a timeWhen one hand itches, I scratch it with the other. Let this be a lesson in love.
My love can only occupy one person at a timeLove is like an elephant with wings. If it doesn’t fly, at least it remembers.
My love can only occupy one person at a timeI’m as efficient as a fish in the desert. I make love like a sundial at night.
My love can only occupy one person at a timeThere’s more salt in the ocean than in one bag of chips. Let this be a lesson in love.
My love can only occupy one person at a timeMaking love is second to none. My masturbating habits are first to none.
My love can only occupy one person at a timeMaking love is not my strength. Also, lifting weights is not my strength.
My love can only occupy one person at a time