I’m a book lover. I’ve probably already fucked a whole library.
My love can only occupy one person at a timeWhen one hand itches, I scratch it with the other. Let this be a lesson in love.
My love can only occupy one person at a timeLove is like an elephant with wings. If it doesn’t fly, at least it remembers.
My love can only occupy one person at a timeI’m as efficient as a fish in the desert. I make love like a sundial at night.
My love can only occupy one person at a timeThere’s more salt in the ocean than in one bag of chips. Let this be a lesson in love.
My love can only occupy one person at a timeMaking love is second to none. My masturbating habits are first to none.
My love can only occupy one person at a timeMaking love is not my strength. Also, lifting weights is not my strength.
My love can only occupy one person at a timeMy love is colorful, like a rainbow that’s only shades of blue. Monochromatic for monoamor.
My love can only occupy one person at a timeA man with nobody to love is like a stamped envelope with no address.
My love can only occupy one person at a timeI fell in love with her that day. I realized it when someone told me it was Tuesday.
My love can only occupy one person at a timeShe was a pretty good lover. Too bad she wasn’t pretty and good.
My love can only occupy one person at a timeLove is like $19.99. If you bring $20 dollars, I’ll bring a penny.
My love can only occupy one person at a time