Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.
For a Catholic kid in parochial school, the only way to survive the beatings - by classmates, not the nuns - was to be the funny guy.
I'll be a nun, raise my daughter, and make albums.
The next morning after finishing my interviews, I found myself with some time to kill before the bus arrived to return me to Whitby. The term "time to kill" suddenly sounded awfully harsh. Was "time to waste" better? No, "waste" is so un-Benedictine....
The past is never dead. It's not even past.
I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel.
As a child I wanted to be a ballerina, ice-cream van owner, wife of George Michael, a nun, and a music conductor.
My manager wants me to dress like a nun and I want to dress like a teenager.
A very special case. A few years more, and that pretty creature who you love too much, I think, will, without ever loving them, have known as many men as there are beads on her aunt's rosary. No happy medium! Either a nun or a monster! God's bosom or...
Boredom can be a lethal thing on a small island.
I was brought up Catholic. I'm lapsed. From the age of three I was with the nuns. Now I'm an atheist.
I wonder if it's a special sin to lie to a nun
Funny thing about revenge. It could make a killer out of a nun.
Jake: He has a thing for nuns... in diapers.
Da ich nun einmal nicht imstande war, die Menschen vernünftiger zu machen, war ich lieber fern von ihnen glücklich.
Government was founded on the working premiss of being primarily an asylum for ineptitude and indigence.
A number of girls of my acquaintance went to school to the nuns of the Congregational Nunnery, or Sisters of Charity, as they are sometimes called.
There was plenty of dysfunction in my family and I went to Catholic School with these psychotic nuns. I would always try to be funny to lighten the mood.
Father Bobby: [about Shakes' prank in the church] Nuns are such easy targets.
Curtis: Boys, you got to learn not to talk to nuns that way.
If there is anyone who's living the work of the New Testament, it's the nuns of the Catholic church and not the Catholic hierarchy.
