Quotes of: Numerous-times Keyword

She asked if I found what she was telling me very exciting, and I managed to yelp out “very” while yawning.

So many chairs, and no time to sit

The other day I found 20 dollars. It was just lying in a wallet I took from some guy’s pocket.

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The list of who’s the best is only one person long. My penis is only one person long too, if that person is two-inches tall.

So many chairs, and no time to sit

It’d been a long time since they’d been together, but as close as they were physically, they’d never been so far apart in every other way.

Snowbound with the Soldier

I dance for a living. At the early bird special you can find me—doing the worm.

So many chairs, and no time to sit

I am a fact factory. I make things you can’t make up.

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Witty sayings don’t grow on bumpers the way babies do. I was raised by a single rush hour.

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I ate a rainbow in a bowl, because it’s better than eating rain soup. Food and water aren’t supposed to be one and the same. 

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A doctor can’t afford to take a sick day, because that’s most unprofessional. How does it look if a “healer” is unhealthy?

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I’d like to write gibberish in Latin, because if people aren’t going to be able to read it, they might as well not read it in a dead language.

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Startled, she said, “Oh, I thought you were somebody else.” “No,” I said, “I’m not somebody else—but my clone is.

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I’m not a carrot cake kind of guy. But so what? Don’t push your political agenda on me, pal.

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I arch my eyebrows like an archer—Robin Hood. My facial expressions can feed the poor.

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The men responsible for this depression are irresponsible, and therefore only irresponsible people are responsible enough to get us out and reverse course.

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Present a man with the opportunity to earn shiny medals to pin on his chest, and he’ll eagerly risk dying to try to get them.

So many chairs, and no time to sit

Are you handing me an empty wine glass? You’re so thoughtful. How’d you know I wasn’t in the mood to drink?

So many chairs, and no time to sit

Stop listening to the TV tell you about America the beautiful . . . get up and be America the beautiful.

Steam Drills, Treadmills and Shooting Stars - a story of our times -

All photos speak a thousand words. This one contained a library.

Steam Drills, Treadmills and Shooting Stars - a story of our times -

As long as we don't cut off our hearts, the inner workings of the universe illuminate before us.

Steam Drills, Treadmills and Shooting Stars - a story of our times -

How did you get in here?' (...) 'How I got here isn't important, because I could do it twenty times again, each time a different way.

The Spirit Thief

God will bring into judgment both the righteous and the wicked, for there will be a time for every activity, a time to judge every deed. ~Ecclesiastes 3:17

The Sin Collector: Thomas