Quotes of: Number-three Keyword

It is Father’s Day today. I should probably call all three of mine and say Hello, and thanks for possibly pumping my mom with the winning batch of semen.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

We made love like two meows having their tails stepped on. There were three of us there, and I’ve always wondered: Who were those two other people?

This Book is Not FOR SALE

Two wrongs don't make a right, but don't three lefts make a right? Two wrongs don't make a right, but don't two negatives make a positive?

Things Not Seen

He's the man we were in search of, that's true, and yet he's not the man we were in search of. For the man we were in search of was not the man we wanted.

Three Strangers And Other Stories

I stepped on a banana spider today. I didn't crush it, but I did slip and fall. Then I got bit by one of the Three Stooges, possibly John McCain.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I don’t know where, but I know how and why. Two out of three out of six ain’t bad.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

If I had three magic wishes, I’d use the first wish for one more, to replace the one I just wasted wishing for something I already had.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

Listen, last time I talked to you three, you were all two oars short of having any oars, so I don't want to hear it.

Twice Upon a Time

Just introduce a woman, conspiracies succeed; Of soldiers, or their weapons, there really is no need.

Three Kingdoms: Classic Novel in Four Volumes

Mismatches destroy us all, even the most tender ones, and most never have the courage to break someone else's heart to follow their own.

Three Fallen Women

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, shame on both of us.

On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft

My voice falls into Southern drawl when I am tired, drunk, or in trouble. Too often, my accent is attacked by all three of these realities.

Write like no one is reading

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old.

A Walk in the Woods: Rediscovering America on the Appalachian Trail

For your penance, say two Hail Marys, three our Fathers, and," he added, with a chuckle, "say a special prayer for the Dodgers.

Wait Till Next Year

Using a mannequin and some rope, could you ride two bicycles at once? Next time, try three bikes. Then truly love someone, because that’s even harder.

Xazaqazax

The key to understanding the answer to any questions about guidance is having a clear grasp of what is three-dimensional.

Your Multi-Dimensional Workbook: Exercises for Energetic Awakening

The profit was five, split evenly between the two of us, which meant that my fair share was three. (2.5 rounded off is 3.)

A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

I just did a play in New York which has been my best experience that I've had for maybe ever. It was Paul Weitz's play called Privilege and I was in New York for three months.

Bob Saget

It took me three and a half years to become a mom, so it makes me feel so good to know I'm giving my baby the best chance I can to develop a strong immune system and live a healthy life.

Constance Marie

I think we have a good team, but soccer fans will know that we're in a really tough group. The three teams in our group are really strong. The Czech Republic is a very good team, Italy is traditionally a powerhouse, and Ghana is one of the best teams...

Claudio Reyna

I've appeared three times on 'The Good Wife.' I'm proud of being associated with the show. 'Time' magazine called it 'the best thing on TV outside cable.' Did I mention that I also appear on cable?

Donna Brazile