I had a great view of the sunset. At least until father went and changed the channel. Dammit, dad!
99 Cents For Some NonsenseA flower blooms in my heart. You may call that love, but I call it water conservation.
99 Cents For Some NonsenseThe best part about vomiting is that right after you do, you can continue eating.
99 Cents For Some NonsenseWhen I go out to eat at restaurants, I don’t like chains. I prefer whips.
99 Cents For Some NonsenseI ran across an old friend of mine yesterday, and I didn’t even attempt to hit the brakes.
99 Cents For Some Nonsense50 bucks sounds fair to me. Especially since I’m not doing anything to earn it.
99 Cents For Some NonsenseI am a forward thinker with nostalgia. I dream of the past, and daydream of the future.
99 Cents For Some NonsenseI like to feel like just one of the guys. Especially when I hang out with the girls.
99 Cents For Some NonsenseMy favorite snack is vagina. The only thing I hate is unwrapping all that saran wrap.
99 Cents For Some NonsenseMore than anything, I just want to be somebody. Somebody like my own clone.
99 Cents For Some NonsenseI am a jealous husband wife, and I feel your pain. All of it, for all of you.
99 Cents For Some NonsenseThe only time I’ll eat Italian wedding soup is if I’m wearing a tuxedo and eating with a priest.
99 Cents For Some NonsenseI murdered all my staff. I’m terribly sorry. I thought they were someone else (my wife).
99 Cents For Some NonsenseWhen I’m tired, I say, “I’m calling it a night.” Well, what else am I going to call it? Nathan?
99 Cents For Some Nonsense