The Rockies are the backbone of this country. And I’m no doctor, but I think we have scoliosis.
99 Cents For Some NonsenseMy friend Angela, she’s no angel. But my friend Demonica, she’s aptly named.
99 Cents For Some NonsenseI have a responsibility as a human being to care for animals—including politicians.
99 Cents For Some NonsenseAs a storyteller, I appreciate a great tale. As a cat lover, I appreciate a great tail.
99 Cents For Some NonsenseCats have tongues with the texture of bricks, and fur as warm and soft as blankets.
99 Cents For Some Nonsense18 rules for not getting caught. 1-17: don’t tell anybody. #18: not even your clone.
99 Cents For Some NonsenseAdd smoke, not fire. You want to confuse your competition, not kill them.
99 Cents For Some NonsenseWhen I’m competing to be on the bottom during sex, I always come out on top.
99 Cents For Some NonsenseYesterday is as ancient as a millennia ago, because both are forever out of reach.
99 Cents For Some Nonsense