Quotes of: Nonsense Keyword

The prospective buyer said, “Name your price.” So I replied, “OK, how about Ralph Isaac Papov?

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My father says I have a knack for business. And he should know, because he’s been bankrupt several times.

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The Road To Serfdom is about capitalism. That’s why on the side of that road you’ll find me, in a kiosk, selling ankle chains and handcuffs.

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Dear cat, your ears are flipped inside out, so I know you’re not listening to a word I’m not saying.

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You’ll know the economy is dead when industry stops and escalators turn into stairs. That’ll be the day slinkies take over the world.

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Death is the only equality guaranteed in life. A poor man will die just as surely as a rich man.

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I made an agreement with the fish. They’d give up their lives, if I’d eat every one that died for me.

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I make love like a lump of cold oatmeal. I apologize if that mental image excites you and makes you hunger for me.

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The door handle is on the wrong side of the door. It’s on the inside only, only in my dreams. I can leave, but I can’t return.

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I need your compliments to feed my ego, because it’s bored of mac and cheese. And honestly, so am I.

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Voting for the lesser of two evils is still voting for evil. Next time, go all out and write in Lucifer on the ballot.

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An award would be more prestigious if it came with a supplemental income for a year, so you could focus on repeating your title.

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Yes, ma’am, I will take seconds. Your dinner tastes like excrement. I scream, you scream, we all scream for excrement.

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Aside from myself, there aren’t too many people trying to be me. That may change in the future, when all my clones arrive.

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If I walked in on two of my clones having sex, I’d think it was gay, incestuous, and just plain rude to have not invited me.

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I gathered all my eggs in one basket, because I believe in collectivism, and I wanted a tyrannical omelet.

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Governments are too stupid to understand that too much red tape does not bind a nation together—it tears it apart.

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Love is like a buffalo with butterfly wings, and I’m just the humble man in the jetpack trying to shoot it down with a bow and arrow. 

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Socialism provides safety in numbers. And that’s OK, if you don’t mind trading your name—your identity and individualism—for a number.

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I got tapped for the job position. As soon as I felt it on my shoulder, I turned around and my boss told me.

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