I serve the people. Am I a politician? No, I’m just a greedy and corrupt waiter.
99 Cents For Some NonsensePoliticians give criminals a bad name. A bad name like a bad word like shit.
99 Cents For Some NonsenseI walk with a purpose. And a limp. (The limp helps serve my purpose, which is to gain sympathy.)
99 Cents For Some NonsenseAfter a good run, my legs feel like Jell-O. Somebody get me a spoon and stick a fork in me.
99 Cents For Some NonsenseTomorrow’s Pancake Friday, despite the fact that it’s Monday, and I don’t eat breakfast.
99 Cents For Some NonsenseI look at a woman’s shoes, not to tell how sexy she is, but to determine how sexy she feels.
99 Cents For Some NonsenseTis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.
The Life, Letters and Writings of Charles LambMy book is awful,” I said. “Nonsense,” Dora J. Arod said. “Your book is nonsense.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks