Quotes of: Nonsense Keyword

Our romance lasted a few months. I was so deflated the day I lost my air pump and couldn’t blow love into her life-sized body.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

I am patriotic. When the Pledge of Allegiance is going on, I solemnly place my right hand over my genitals.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

I’m too horny tonight to be productive. Right now the only thing I could make is love. And then I wouldn’t be productive, I’d be reproductive.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

With sex, I’d recommend practicing a lot. But remember, have fun with it. After all, you do want to get your money’s worth.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

Don’t be selfish and keep your thoughts locked in the cage called your skull. Free your mind, release your thoughts into the world, and free yourself in the process.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

Obese people have really begun to eat up a lot of my free time. That’s the skinny on my life.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

If I were stranded on a desert island, and could have only one person and three things with me, I’d want Nietzsche, a pen, paper, and a stick-on mustache.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

Don’t tell me to write your story. Write your own story. If you won’t write it down, it probably isn’t worth writing down—or reading.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

For some it is harder to write a novel than to row a bathtub across the North Atlantic.

How to Write a Damn Good Novel: A Step-by-Step No Nonsense Guide to Dramatic Storytelling

That's all nonsense," said Curdie. "I don't know what you mean." "Then if you don't know what I mean, what right have you to call it nonsense?

The Princess and the Goblin

I can’t charge you 99 cents for a book called 99 Cents For Some Nonsense, because that would make sense. However, I have to charge you 99 cents, because it makes sense not to. So to do it is logical, and to not do it is logical, and I don’t know ...

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

I park my car in the parking spot right next to the parking spot my bed is in, just in case I have to pee quickly (at above 65 miles per hour).

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

Awards represent achievement, and to an extent they show more about who you are as a person than the personal items you picked out and purchased, because they show desire, ambition, goals, and accomplishment.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

Even though I buried our love in a coffin, it isn’t dead. No, our love is very much alive. Or at least it was yesterday, when I went to visit the cemetery.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

Trying to put a baby back in the womb is like trying to convert a butterfly into a caterpillar, but still I’ve got to try. That’s what being in love is all about.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

Being in the womb was like taking a nine-month bath. I wanted to take a shower, but no matter how hard I kicked, or how loud I screamed, my mom wouldn’t listen.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

It’s hard to believe an eight-foot tall man can come out of a tight vagina. Obviously, mothers of really tall men must have been loose whores.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

I suggested to her that she start writing. "I can't write at all," she said. "Neither can many bestsellers," I replied. "But that pesky detail didn't stop them.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

A writer must be a lifelong reader to be good. And if you want to be a great writer, I’d suggest trying to live a long life by reading the ingredients of the foods you buy.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

It’s not you, it’s me.” This line could signify rejection, or it could be something I say in the future, when I’m talking to one of my clones about another one of my clones.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

I planted a tree. You’d think my neighbors would be happy for the shade it would provide them, but no, they said I planted it too close to their house. Since when is six inches too close?

99 Cents For Some Nonsense