Love yourself unconditionally; it's nobody's responsibility to do so for you.
Everyone complains of his memory, and nobody complains of his judgment.
I got my own sound; nobody sounds like me.
Nobody's told me anything to date that I've been completely reviled by.
Someday they'll give a war and nobody will come.
Nobody seriously believes in the social philosophies of the immediate past.
The reason that everybody likes planning is that nobody has to do anything.
Nobody can stop you but you. And shame on you if you're the one who stops yourself.
Nobody would want to leave that film to go get high.
Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.
If you are writing comedy and try to please everybody, you'll please nobody.
Nobody wants to see a bejeweled pregnant lady from top to bottom.
In reality, nobody gets successful in America by being lazy.
Nobody works better under pressure. They just work faster.
Nobody remembers who finished second but the guy who finished second.
I didn't want to be nobody, and that was the only way I could be somebody was to do stand-up.
Nobody can write better jokes putting me down than me.
The revolution that takes place in your head, nobody will ever see that.
I like to write paper mail - nobody does that anymore - with my pen pals.
Nobody is wired wrong, because there’s no wrong and right in the way we are.
Almost nobody dances sober, unless they happen to be insane.
