[from teaser trailer] Mike: Oh, that's great, blame it on the little guy. How original. He must've read the schedule wrong with his one eye.
[Mike complains to Sulley about Randall] Mike: One of these days I am really... going to let you teach that guy a lesson.
Harvey Milk: Is anyone gonna pay the pizza guy, or are we all just gonna stare? Dick Pabich: Why wouldn't we stare?
Billy Beane: [Suggesting a player for first base] Scott Hatteberg. Scout Barry: Who? Billy Beane: Exactly. The guy sounds like an Oakland A already.
Llewelyn Moss: [after finding the drug crime scene] ... Where's the last guy? Ultimo hombre. Last man standing, must've been one.
Rod Lane: [to Tina] Guys can have nightmares too ya know. Ya ain't got a corner on the market or somethin'.
Herbie Stemple: And they love me for the same reason they used to hate me, because I'm the guy who knows everything.
Account Guy: Stempel is an underdog. You know, people root for that. It's a New York thing. Martin Rittenhome: Queens is not New York!
Rosemary Woodhouse: I look awful. Guy Woodhouse: What are you talking about? You look great. It's that haircut that looks awful.
[Bob Morton has stormed off] Officer Lewis: Sorry, Sarge. I fucked up. Sgt. Reed: Forget it, kid. This guy's a serious asshole.
Betty the Waitress: So what brings you guys to the middle of nowhere? Michael Sullivan, Jr.: We're bank robbers.
Corey Flood: Diane Court doesn't go out with guys like you. She's a brain. D.C.: Trapped in the body of a game-show hostess.
Cammi: And here are your handy wipes. Jack: Oh, so that's what these are. For a minute there I thought you guys were promoting safe sex.
Private Reiben: [shouts at Private Ryan] Hey asshole! Two of our guys died trying to find you all right?
Cartman: It was the Terrence & Phillip movie. Kyle: Dude! Cartman: What? Fuck you guys. I wanna get out of here.
Knives Chau: I've never even kissed a guy before. Scott Pilgrim: Hey... me neither.
Rex: It's the chicken man! Buzz Lightyear: That's our guy! Hamm: I knew there was somethin' I didn't like about that chicken.
Jake Hoyt: That stuff doesn't fly anymore, man. Shovin' a pen down - what if that guy complains? Alonzo Harris: To who?
Windows: You guys gonna listen to Garry? You gonna let him give the orders? I mean, he could BE one of those THINGS!
Mother Gothel: [angrily] Enough with the lights, Rapunzel! YOU are not leaving this tower! EVER! [sits down dramatically] Mother Gothel: Great. Now I'M the bad guy.
Marlon: Look at that sunset, Truman. It's perfect. Truman: Yeah. Marlon: That's the big guy. Quite a paint brush he's got.
