You need a place just a click over middle range. Don’t want to go all-out first time, but you don’t want to run on the cheap either. You want atmosphere, but not stuffy. A nice established place.” “Bob, you’re going to give me an ulcer.” ...
[masquerading as an A.T.F. agent, Rusty shoves Basher against a police car, pretending to search him] Rusty: [under his breath] Hey, Bash. Basher: Hey, Russ. Rusty: How fast can you put something together from what I just slipped you? Basher: It's do...
The Dude: Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man. Malibu Police Chief: Mr. Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. You don't draw shit, Lebowski. Now we got a nice, quiet little beach community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So l...
Don’t pinch that guy’s ass. He’s a leprechaun.
Naked guy think Hulk stupid?
Bob Newhart, who is my best friend, is one of the guys I adore.
My slogan is I'm the least qualified guy for the job, but I'd probably do the best job.
I was playing in the league when Ray Guy was playing in the league. He was the best kicker I've ever seen. He could bullet that ball 70 yards.
..... you can never lie to the guy in the mirror !!!
I was the first guy to join the band with Hendrix.
As a designer, I'm not a guy that can be put in a niche.
I like playing the guy on the sidelines. They have more fun.
I know I wasn't as handsome as some other guys, but I was OK with that.
I am a very even-keeled guy.
I never went to college, so I've never actually met a frat guy.
Frank Zappa... was Beethoven for insane rock guys.
They understood why I left ER. It wasn't just about a guy.
As horrible as jail was, there were some first-rate guys in there.
A guy who'd cheat on his wife would cheat at cards.
Guys are kind of retarded until they're about 30.
I'm not a 'big picture' sort of guy. I prefer making small improvements each day.