Next to the writer of real estate advertisements, the autobiographer is the most suspect of prose artists.
After my first day of competition I put on compression socks. They help me recover for the next day.
In a crisis, markets always look to see who is the next-worst off and proactively begin shying away from them.
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
I love seeing when actors go from one genre to the next because I feel like most of them can pull it off.
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
You always think, no matter how many times you fail, that the next time you will succeed. Otherwise you wouldn't keep trying.
It's time to move on to the next step in the psychedelic revolution. We've reached a certain point, but we're not moving any more.
Think about what caused the injury and how it can be prevented next time; that way, you will become a smarter athlete and less likely to repeat the same mistakes.
Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay attention.
I suppose if I wanted to be the girl next door, I could have been. I think America is confused by someone who appears to be sexual and spiritual at the same time.
You are going to fail, and failing, for me, is as joyful as succeeding. Failing means that there is something to learn, and we can improve and do it better next time.
The next time some academics tell you how important diversity is, ask how many Republicans there are in their sociology department.
The truth is that health-care reform will always be a nuisance, with version 2.0 followed by next year's 2.1. As long as it boosts productivity, it's worth it.
Carlito: He's got a good future if he can live past next week.
Jep Gambardella: [announcing the next song at his party] La Colita!
I never attempt to make money on the stock market. I buy on the assumption that they could close the market the next day and not reopen it for five years.
Pythagoras took the next important step by subordinating the mere matter of nature to its essential principle of form and order, identifying the latter with reason or the soul.
People who avoid the brick walls - all power to ya, but we all have to hit them sometimes in order to push through to the next level, to evolve.
I've just finished my next collection, Possible Side Effects, and I'm now working on a collection of holiday stories as well as a memoir about my relationship with my father.
Be kind, don't judge, and have respect for others. If we can all do this, the world would be a better place. The point is to teach this to the next generation.