When I moved to New York, I was wide-eyed. I was nice to everyone, which comedians hate.
Mike BirbigliaI was born in New York, but I'm of Cuban heritage. Maybe there's a little island in my blood.
Nestor CarbonellA car is useless in New York, essential everywhere else. The same with good manners.
Mignon McLaughlinWe have 62 counties in New York State and each has its own system of death investigation.
Michael Baden