Then the dreaded words, Your child has autism. These words echo in their heads like a freight train blasting through their hopes and dreams.
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug. ― Mark Twain, The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain
When I'm writing, I make words my b*tch. But when I'm editing, the words make me their b*tch. It all equals out in the end.
There is a price which is too great to pay for peace, and that price can be put in one word. One cannot pay the price of self-respect.
Screaming, it's not me. I tried it before! Action is more my thing. Not talking. It's hard for me to have word fights, fighting with words. I'd rather just listen.
New Rule: If you can force a woman to look at a sonogram—to see what will happen if she has an abortion—you also have to let her see a crying baby, a bratty five-year-old, and a surly teenager to see what will happen if she doesn’t. And you hav...
New Rule: You're never going to pick up women at a coffee shop pretending to be working on your laptop. You don't look like you're sensitive, you look like you're homeless.The last guy to pick up a chick with an Apple was Adam. And when you sit acros...
New Rule: Instead of using their $10 billion atom-smashing Large Hadron Collider to re-create the Big Bang by melting atom parts in temperatures a million times hotter than the sun, scientists should do that. I'm just sayin' it sounds dangerous. I'm ...
New Rule: You can't force the ATM to do something it doesn't want to do. Excuse me, lady in front of me at the Citibank ATM, but you've been standing there punching buttons for ten minutes--what are you trying to do, write a novel on it? You hear tho...
News does not sleep on the way.
Old sins, new shame.
For news of the heart ask the face.
They love the old that do not know the new.
Even food can attack.
In peace be faithful; in war be valiant.
A young preacher, a new hell.
New Orleans in an amazing town.
I was born in New York.
New Orleans is a unique environment.
New York is vertical - all skyscrapers.
I enjoy seeing new places.
