New Rule: If you can force a woman to look at a sonogram—to see what will happen if she has an abortion—you also have to let her see a crying baby, a bratty five-year-old, and a surly teenager to see what will happen if she doesn’t. And you hav...
New Rule: You're never going to pick up women at a coffee shop pretending to be working on your laptop. You don't look like you're sensitive, you look like you're homeless.The last guy to pick up a chick with an Apple was Adam. And when you sit acros...
New Rule: Instead of using their $10 billion atom-smashing Large Hadron Collider to re-create the Big Bang by melting atom parts in temperatures a million times hotter than the sun, scientists should do that. I'm just sayin' it sounds dangerous. I'm ...
News does not sleep on the way.
Old sins, new shame.
For news of the heart ask the face.
They love the old that do not know the new.
Even food can attack.
In peace be faithful; in war be valiant.
A young preacher, a new hell.
New Orleans in an amazing town.
I was born in New York.
New Orleans is a unique environment.
New York is vertical - all skyscrapers.
I enjoy seeing new places.
I like a New York accent.
Everything is so convenient in New York.
There are a lot of good women in New York.
The beginning of compunction is the beginning of a new life.
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