New Rule: You're never going to pick up women at a coffee shop pretending to be working on your laptop. You don't look like you're sensitive, you look like you're homeless.The last guy to pick up a chick with an Apple was Adam. And when you sit acros...
New Rule: Instead of using their $10 billion atom-smashing Large Hadron Collider to re-create the Big Bang by melting atom parts in temperatures a million times hotter than the sun, scientists should do that. I'm just sayin' it sounds dangerous. I'm ...
New Rule: You can't force the ATM to do something it doesn't want to do. Excuse me, lady in front of me at the Citibank ATM, but you've been standing there punching buttons for ten minutes--what are you trying to do, write a novel on it? You hear tho...
News does not sleep on the way.
Old sins, new shame.
For news of the heart ask the face.
They love the old that do not know the new.
Even food can attack.
In peace be faithful; in war be valiant.
A young preacher, a new hell.
New Orleans in an amazing town.
I was born in New York.
New Orleans is a unique environment.
New York is vertical - all skyscrapers.
I enjoy seeing new places.
I like a New York accent.
Everything is so convenient in New York.
I like to try new things.
There are a lot of good women in New York.
The beginning of compunction is the beginning of a new life.
I love living in New York.
