New Rule: If you married a manic-depressive, three of your children died, and while you were president civil war broke out and someone shot you in the head, your coin really shouldn't say, "In God We Trust.
New Rule: Stop calling bagpipes a musical instrument. They're actually a Scottish Breathalyzer test. You blow into one end, and if the sound that comes out the other end doesn't make you want to kill yourself--you're not drunk enough.
New Rule: It's okay for the president to play ball in the house. It's easy to judge and say this scene detracts from the dignity of the White House--until you consider the end zone is between Clinton's semen stain and where Bush OD'd on a pretzel.
Though I have not lived in New York City for more than two decades, these storytellers – from the United States, Britain and Canada – have touched my heart with their openness, inspired me with their joie de vivre and deepened my appreciation for...
How many of us walk around being weighed down by the baggage of our journey? You can’t possibly embrace that new relationship, that new companion, that new career, that new friendship, or that new life you want while you’re still holding on to th...
We’re seeking — imperfectly at every turn, no doubt — an incarnational theology, a theology that brings radical good news of great joy for all the people, good news that God loves the world and didn’t send Jesus to condemn it but to save it, ...
New Rule: America has every right ot bitch about gas prices suddenly shooting up. How could we have known? Oh, wait, there was that teensy, tiny thing about being warned constantly over the last forty years but still creating more urban sprawl, faili...
We’re so caught up in our everyday lives that events of the past, like ancient stars that have burned out, are no longer in orbit around our minds. There are just too many things we have to think about every day, too many new things we have to lear...
I'd like to do more stuff with less sarcasm.
Time has its own kind of stuff.
Information's pretty thin stuff unless mixed with experience.
Business, numbers, negotiations, all that stuff I wouldn't go near.
This AIDS stuff is pretty scary. I hope I don't get it.
An Academy Award nomination is stuff dreams are made of.
The press attack people to sell more papers without thinking, but when you get famous you have to put up with this kind of stuff.
I hate learning lines, so the fight stuff's always my favorite.
It takes me ages to write stuff.
We are star stuff harvesting sunlight.
I'm a ninja! I like swords and knives and stuff like that.
I always find the most depressing stuff most interesting.
Stuff can't make you happy.
