New Rule: If you can force a woman to look at a sonogram—to see what will happen if she has an abortion—you also have to let her see a crying baby, a bratty five-year-old, and a surly teenager to see what will happen if she doesn’t. And you hav...
New Rule: You're never going to pick up women at a coffee shop pretending to be working on your laptop. You don't look like you're sensitive, you look like you're homeless.The last guy to pick up a chick with an Apple was Adam. And when you sit acros...
New Rule: Instead of using their $10 billion atom-smashing Large Hadron Collider to re-create the Big Bang by melting atom parts in temperatures a million times hotter than the sun, scientists should do that. I'm just sayin' it sounds dangerous. I'm ...
New Rule: You can't force the ATM to do something it doesn't want to do. Excuse me, lady in front of me at the Citibank ATM, but you've been standing there punching buttons for ten minutes--what are you trying to do, write a novel on it? You hear tho...
When the Left agitates over government policies, it's considered righteous anger. When the Right - and much of the center - agitate, it's painted as the rantings of the criminally and violently insane.
For Forms of Government let fools contest; whatever is best administered is best.
The best way for someone to govern is to set an example.
You cannot govern, you cannot administrate, with an ignoramus.
Everyone is an abused child, if you think about what governments do.
Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
The government is best which makes itself unnecessary.
Without freedom of the press, there can be no representative government.
The incestuous relationship between government and big business thrives in the dark.
We are in this business, whether it be intelligence or the government, to protect freedom, democracy and liberty, not to violate that.
It is often said by reformers that government should be conducted upon business principles.
Experience counts in government even more than in business.
Government needs to stay out of the religion business altogether.
The government must do all it can to help reduce interest rates for business.
Most governments lie to each other. That's the way business gets done.
It's not government's business what people do in their private bedrooms.
The Right's view of government and the Left's view of big business are both correct.
