Men, we don't get much, as far as holidays go - Father's Day.
When I got old enough to date, I realized that Valentine's Day is just a commercial marketing scam to make men feel bad. So I let my boyfriends off the hook.
The day I make movies that Rupert Murdoch likes and admires is the day I'll throw in the towel, because he's got no taste.
I've made 122 movies, and I daresay there's a picture of mine showing somewhere in the world every day.
Major Henry West: I promised them women.
Jim: [walking around deserted London] Hello?
Major Henry West: You killed all my boys...
Tom: People don't realize this, but loneliness is underrated.
If I write that it was a cold day, you can be sure I know it was a cold day because Pepys told us.
I did stand-up for my grandparents every day when I was, like, eight.
I can choose to be happy, or choose to be miserable every day - waiting until I die.
I read the papers every day just to discover if one mentions Anna Held.
One day we shall all face the truth and reality that we all hate.
I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day.
Every day I have many choices to make about who I want to be.
Why wear a mask on halloween if you wear one every day?
I notoriously get the hiccups. When I get the hiccups, I get it numerous times in one day.
One day, while life is being incredible and interesting, I’m going to die.
The first day of 'The Town' was one of the most satisfying days of my career.
At the end of the day, the most overwhelming key to a child's success is the positive involvement of parents.
Having a baby is a life-changer. It gives you a whole other perspective on why you wake up every day.
