New Rule: There's only one thing to say about the Christian Film and Television Commission giving me the Bigoted Bile Award and naming the number-one Most Unbearable Movie of 2008: Thank you! You hate me, you really hate me!
New Rule: If you married a manic-depressive, three of your children died, and while you were president civil war broke out and someone shot you in the head, your coin really shouldn't say, "In God We Trust.
New Rule: Stop calling bagpipes a musical instrument. They're actually a Scottish Breathalyzer test. You blow into one end, and if the sound that comes out the other end doesn't make you want to kill yourself--you're not drunk enough.
New Rule: It's okay for the president to play ball in the house. It's easy to judge and say this scene detracts from the dignity of the White House--until you consider the end zone is between Clinton's semen stain and where Bush OD'd on a pretzel.
Though I have not lived in New York City for more than two decades, these storytellers – from the United States, Britain and Canada – have touched my heart with their openness, inspired me with their joie de vivre and deepened my appreciation for...
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I'm in the facial-hair phase of my career.
In my career, I'm very grateful for the opportunities.
I realize that I'm in the twilight of my career.
My career has been my craziest adventure.
My musical career was an accident.
The career stuff is for business people.
God flourished my ministry and my career of creative thinking, communicating and writing back 50 years.
Although it was a great accomplishment to win a gold medal, as soon as they put it on you, that's it; your career is over.
I do not attempt to orchestrate my career. I let God do that.
You need to have a life outside your career.
I've enjoyed all the parts of my career.
After all, didn't I blow a magnificent career?
I started my career without fans.
I try not to look back on my career.
A career in the theatre demands so much commitment.
