Every now and then, someone will tell me that one of my books has made them laugh out loud. I never believe them because: a.) my books don't make me laugh out loud; and b.) sometimes I have said this to a writer, when really what I meant was, 'Your b...
I still don't think I've ever read a Nancy Drew book; I probably read three or four 'Hardy Boys' books when I was 10, 11, 12, and I didn't love them at the time. Even then, they felt dated to me, like the word chum - 'my chum and I.' However, the 'En...
You know what? I feel my book is kind of pointless. I didn't want to do a book, but rather than tell the same old stories over and over when my wife Angie and I are out at parties, I could just hand out a bunch of books, and she won't have to hear th...
Reshape one's foot to try to fit into a new shoe.
Hold on tight to the words of your ancestors.
Only the foolish visit the land of the cannibals.
The block of wood should not dictate to the carver.
When one chief falls, another rises.
The coat is quite new, only the holes are old.
To keep a new friend, never break with the old.
Better to be off with the old love before we be on with the new.
Never trust overmuch to a new friend or an old enemy.
I hate feeling hate but feeling nothing feels worse.
Ultimate meaning is meaningless. Meaning meaning means everything else.
My secret to maintaining a youthful appearance? Immaturity.
My life is so bad that it's worse than it really is.
I'm an open book. But some of the pages are stuck together.
Somewhere between a friend and acquaintance—a frequaintance, as it were.
All this hoping for nothing-or someone-that's maybe hopeless
Compass rules direction; Decision rules life!
During life's crisis...try to worry less and smile more.
