Kids are baby goats. They're cute and they have redeeming social value. You are definitely not kids.
The Mark of AthenaIt's a hard place this world can be. No wonder a baby cries coming in to it. Tears from the start
SerenaI wonder if babies could be made more efficiently on a conveyer belt.
Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousI haven’t the faintest idea how babies are born, probably because I fainted on the day I was born.
This Book is Not FOR SALEBaby girl, five minutes alone with me and you're gonna be begging me to taste your pie.
Welcome to SugartownStephen Colbert used to be my friend. I even signed the poor baby's cast when he hurt his hand.
Nancy Pelosi