As a romance novelist, I have a rather skewed view of babies. You see, they don't typically fit into the classic structure of the romance novel - romance is about two people finding each other and falling in love against insurmountable odds. Babies.....
Kanye is going to have to decide early whether or not he's a Baby Bjorn guy, because the minute you put on that Baby Bjorn, there's no turning back. It's like buying a minivan. You lose a little piece of yourself when you get that Baby Bjorn.
For a man, the baby completes the marriage. For a woman the baby completes herself.
I got introduced to audiobooks because of having a baby.
O.J. Berman: Hey, Fred-baby! Paul Varjak: No, no. It's Paul-baby.
I do not believe having a baby is punishment.
The rich get richer, and the poor get babies.
A monkey never thinks her baby's ugly.
A newborn baby has no fear of tigers.
The first night in the hospital with a snuffling baby girl, I learned that my family was not the only thing that had expanded. There was now a whole new world of opportunities for judgment and self-doubt.
I fuckin eat silence of crickets for fun. I got life after life and a name like Baby. Every time I try to cry a tear a new kittenhead grows out of me.
Do you know what I want to do? If you guessed have sex, you win a brand new baby!
I gave birth to my first son in April 1986. I thought it would be a good goal to get back in shape after having a baby if I ran the New York City Marathon. I ran in it November 1986. I had just shot the 'Sports Illustrated' swimsuit issue, so I was i...
I adore children, but I was never that interested in new born babies. It's a terrible thing to have to admit, and you're not supposed to think that way as a woman, but everyone promises it's different when you have your own. It wasn't for me, though.
I don't remember ever deciding to become a performer. I just always was. I began performing by mimicking the performers on the new television that first took the attention away from me as the baby of the household. I continued performing to put a smi...
[reading letter about new leopard] Susan Vance: "He's three years old, gentle as a kitten, and likes dogs." I wonder whether Mark means that he eats dogs or is fond of them?
I married a damned cereal killer
Babies don't need fathers, but mothers do. Someone who is taking care of a baby needs to be taken care of.
The song 'Baby Baby,' I so love that song because I wrote it about my first daughter.
I owe the baby my life. I owe this baby everything and I have a responsibility now.
Detective Remy Bressant: That bartender wasn't fucking around.
