Alan Garner: You hear that? The baby's name is Tyler. Phil Wenneck: Yeah, I thought he looked more like a Carlos too, bud.
Manfred: Hey, he's wearing one of those baby-thingies. Sid: So? Manfred: So, if he poops, where does it go? Sid: ...Humans are disgusting.
Edna: I didn't know the baby's powers so I covered the basics. Helen: Jack-Jack doesn't have any powers. Edna: No? Well, he'll look fabulous anyway.
Sheila: What do you want? Pete Dayton: Wanna go for a drive? Sheila: [coyly] I don't know. Pete Dayton: Get in, baby.
Frankie Dunn: What you learn tonight? Maggie Fitzgerald: Always protect myself. Frankie Dunn: What's the rule? Maggie Fitzgerald: Always protect myself.
Maggie Fitzgerald: Will you tell him I'm real sorry? Eddie Scrap-Iron Dupris: No. I will do no such thing, Maggie.
Eddie Scrap-Iron Dupris: See the way she did that? Sugar Ray could do that. The girl's got Sugar!
Frankie Dunn: [to Father Horvak as he is coming out from Mass] Can you spare a few minutes for the Immaculate Conception?
Eddie Scrap-Iron Dupris: She grew up knowing one thing: she was trash.
Lisa: I'll call you from Detroit, baby. Pita: You're going to miss Mexican Halloween. The day of the dead. Samuel: You enjoy it for us, Pita.
Doctor: Just one more thing, Captain. What makes you so sure the baby is a male? Capitán Vidal: [smirks] Don't fuck with me.
Max Bialystock: Listen. Every night people are laughing at your beloved Fuhrer. Why? Franz Liebkind: It's that L.S.D., und his verdampter "babies"!
C. S. Divot: [to Michelle] And forget about that test tomorrow, baby. You're finished in this business before you even start! You're wiped out! You're finished!
Guy Woodhouse: What the hell is that? Rosemary Woodhouse: I've been to Vidal Sassoon. Guy Woodhouse: You mean you actually paid for it?
Minnie Castevet: Anyone! Anyone! It didn't have to be a no-good slut straight from the gutter. Just as long as she is young, healthy and not a virgin!
Roman Castevet: Rosemary... Rosemary Woodhouse: Shut up. Roman Castevet: Rosemary... Rosemary Woodhouse: Shut up. You're in Dubrovnik, I don't hear you.
Rosemary Woodhouse: Isn't Hutch coming with us? Skipper: Catholics only, Miss. I'm afraid that we're bound by these prejudices. Rosemary Woodhouse: I understand.
Rosemary Woodhouse: I look awful. Guy Woodhouse: What are you talking about? You look great. It's that haircut that looks awful.
Cable car conductor: [as cable car careens down street] We're gonna crash! Save yourselves! Oh, my baby!
Frank Lopez: Elvira! Baby! Where've you been? It's 10:00 honey I'm starving! Elvira: You're always hungry, you should try starving.
[the guard knocks at Dunstan's door. Dunstan opens it] Guard: This was left at the wall for you. [the guard gives to Dunstan a basket which contains a baby] Guard: Says here his name is Tristan.
