Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
Franklin Pierce AdamsMiddle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature.
Harold CoffinI don't tap dance, and I don't think you can learn to tap dance in three weeks at my ripe old age.
Huey LewisEveryone talks about age, but it's not about age. It's about work ethic. Winning never gets old.
Lisa LeslieLearning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.
Robert Byrne