I took some of the price off, and she took some of her clothes off. She made love and I made money.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I once tried to shave my mustache off with a toothbrush. Just one example of my skills as a lover.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I have never seduced a fish taco for selfish reasons. I am an altruistic lover.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.My two legs are like one pretzel when I sit on the floor. If only love were so intertwined.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.My nose, it’s like a doorstop for fists. Violence is just my fellow man’s way of showing love to me.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.