Fools make feasts and wise men eat them.
Fart Proudly: Writings of Benjamin Franklin You Never Read in Schoolit smelled the way a garage would smell if you left a bear inside it for too long.
Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age StoryA man of words and not of deeds, Is like a garden full of weeds.
Fart Proudly: Writings of Benjamin Franklin You Never Read in SchoolThere are those who say that seeing is believing. I am telling you that believing is seeing.
Home with God: In a Life That Never EndsShall we never never get rid of this Past? ... It lies upon the Present like a giant's dead body.
The House of the Seven Gables