The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.
Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. GovernmentI always pushed myself. Whenever I felt I needed to stop, I made myself run faster.
A Place Called HereMaybe if we stopped trying to achieve movie standards of greatness, we'd be happy with what we have.
Puddle JumpingNothing can stop you from being happy except yourself. Focus on positive thoughts.
Pearls of Wisdom: Great mindWhen a man's neck's in danger, he doesn't stop to think too much about sentiment.
And Then There Were None