To see all pessimists as pessimists is to be a pessimist.
An afro is a poor man’s haircut.
You are a religious and a scholar; what the fuck?
Life is so meaningless without trouble.
Live for nothing die for something!!
I'm obsessed with making lists.
I loved ninjas when I was younger.
I am not a crook.
I have impeached myself by resigning.
Have the courage to do what you're not ready to do.
There is no question- love is the answer
I have some help on tweeting.
Only the nonreader fears books.
It's not the tailor that makes the man.
Smile at everyone and brighten their day!
Your deeds are your monuments.
Everybody has a story... and a scream.
We ought to be bragging about Florida!
Living, it's awful for me.
You know, I had no trouble with the girls.
I always thought I was so fit.
