Life.... It's better than the alternative.
Ingratitude is treason to mankind.
Sitcom storylines are usually incredibly contrived.
Nature is where the reality happens.
Without anarchy, there would be chaos.
my pants dont fit either
All that is gold does not glitter...
I have been much blessed.
I head a nation of a million presidents.
It's 1am, I have fiction to write!
I'm a kibitzer with a broad portfolio.
My father was a manual worker.
As a kid, I always was obsessed with Houdini.
It's not hard to cut taxes.
Love never fails - we do.
I've just always loved animals.
Gratitude is riches. Complaint is poverty.
Evil Has Eye Of An Angel
The strongest man survives himself.
People do not retire. They are retired by others.
It never rains in Autzen Stadium!
