John Hammond: [the park's first tour has had to be cut short because of an incoming storm] Damn!
Jurassic ParkChef: Haven't you heard of the Emancipation Proclamation? General: I don't listen to hip-hop.
South Park: Bigger Longer & UncutTerrence: [after singing and a few seconds of silence] Suck my balls
South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut[hearing Terrence and Phillip say "donkey raping shit eater"] Ike: Dopey pappy sheet eater.
South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut[singing] Chef: So finally, what a happy end / Americans and Canadians are friends again.
South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut[Stan is staring at Wendy] Cartman: Hey, you're holding up the god damn lunch line!
South Park: Bigger Longer & UncutCartman: [mocking the mole] Shut of ze power Cartman, zis is very important Cartman.
South Park: Bigger Longer & UncutSheila Broflovski: [singing] When Canada is dead and gone, there'll be no more Celine Dion!
South Park: Bigger Longer & UncutI can’t help but think,’ Park would say during taekwando. ‘I can’t turn off my brain.
Eleanor & ParkI cannot comprehend the neglect of a family library in such days as these." - Mr. Darcy
Jane Austen: Pride and Prejudice, Mansfield Park, PersuasionWhen you look for beauty, you usually end up finding it. From Central Park Song (A Screenplay)
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