To sit in the shade on a fine day and look upon verdure is the most perfect refreshment.
Mansfield ParkA line of perspiration slipped down my spine like a waterslide at an unamusement park.
Tall, Dark & FangsomeWhen elites see a homeless person in the gutter, they assume he's saving a parking place.
P. J. O'RourkeIf you put me in 'South Park,' that audience is going to fall asleep in five minutes.
Stephan Pastis