Quotes of: National-park Keyword

[American representative stands up and clears his throat] [pause] American Representative: Fuck Canada! Canadian Representative: Hey fuck you buddy!

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Kyle: Come on, Ike! Kick the baby! Ike: Don't kick the baby. Kyle: Kick the baby. [runs and kicks Ike through a window]

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Terrence: [singing] Looks like we may be out of luck. Phillip: [singing] Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked!

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Mr. Garrison: I can't wait to take leave so I can get me some fucking poontang.

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The Mole: What do you think this is kid? T.V. kiddie hour where we all stand around and lick Barney the dinosaur fucking pussy?

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Soldier: [marching by the Broflovskis' house] And I don't know what I've been told / Canadian pussy is mighty cold.

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[to Phillip] Terrence: This is worse than the time when I fell asleep and you put your dick in my mouth and took a picture.

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Terrence: You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn/ You just fuck your Uncle all day long!

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[Kenny is falling into Hell, where he encounters the damned] George Burns: Hey, fuckface. Have you seen Gracie?

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Saddam Hussein: Hey Satan, I got some new luggage for our trip up to Earth. Let's fuck to celebrate.

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[Kenny has just appeared for the second time] Cartman: [not cursing to avoid getting shocked by V-chip] Son of a gun! Heck!

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[after unsuccessfully trying to save Kenny] Dr. Doctor: Dammit! It never gets any easier! [walks away whistling]

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Mr. Mackey: [over loud speaker] Anyone wearing Terrance and Phillip shirts are to be sent home immediately! Children: [pause] Hurray!

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Mr. Garrison: Sorry kids, I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

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Sheila Broflovski: [In Chorus with Everyone] We've got to blame Canada, we've got to make a fuss! Before someone thinks of blaming us!

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Terrence: Well, fuck my ass and call me a bitch! Phillip: Oh, you shitfaced cockmaster! Cartman: Wow! 'Shitfaced cockmaster'.

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There is a big park in the middle of the locality. Surrounded by at least 50 houses. That those residents got to live in such a locale is their karma. Do they ever come to the park? To walk, jog, run, play ? That is free will.

Andy Paula

I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far.

Billy Connolly

Park women, properly so called, are those degraded creatures, utterly lost to all sense of shame, who wander about the paths most frequented after nightfall in the Parks, and consent to any species of humiliation for the sake of acquiring a few shill...

Henry Mayhew

The great nations have always acted like gangsters, and the small nations like prostitutes.

Stanley Kubrick

Feminism has both undone the hierarchy in which the elements aligned with the masculine were given greater value than those of the feminine and undermined the metaphors that aligned these broad aspects of experience with gender. So, there goes women ...

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