Harold: [non-sequitur to hawkish uncle] During war time, the national suicide rate goes down.
Harold and MaudeClark: Real tomato ketchup, Eddie? Cousin Eddie: Oh, nothing but the best.
National Lampoon's VacationLasky, Guard at Walleyworld: Sorry folks, park's closed. Moose out front shoulda told ya.
National Lampoon's VacationClark: Why aren't we flying? Because getting there is half the fun. You know that.
National Lampoon's VacationThe Girl in the Ferrari: It's too bad you're married... I'm in the mood for some fun!
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