I spend more time learning about Buddhism than English, which is why my English today is still bad.
Jet LiMy wife heard me say I love you a thousand times, but she never once heard me say sorry.
Bruce WillisI definitely believe in the theory of penis envy. My penis feels envious pretty much all the time.
John Alejandro KingFor 10 or 11 years, I had my kids, I wrote four or five books, and I was working all the damn time.
Anne Enright