I gave my heart away to somebody long time ago- when I was barely a man. And I never got it back.
Chaysing MemoriesI stitched an itch to my side. As far as surgeries go, I’m just barely scratching the surface.
So many chairs, and no time to sitAround here there’s not much to do, I’m afraid. Actually, I’m lying. That’s not one of my fears.
So many chairs, and no time to sitThough my stomach is only the size of a pea, I could eat two politicians’ brains.
So many chairs, and no time to sitI still remember the day my father took me to the Cemetery of Forgotten Books for the first time.
The Shadow of the WindI am a music snob, and proud of it. I'm a New Yorker; smugness is my birthright.
That Time I Joined the CircusIt serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard.
You Might as Well Live: The Life and Times of Dorothy Parker