Quotes of: My-number-one Keyword

It is one of my decided opinions that married people ought to have no one, be the tie ever so close and dear, living permanently with them, to break the sacred duality — no, let me say the unity of their home.

John Halifax, Gentleman

I have my own. I don't believe in religion, just as you mentioned. I think it does more harm than good. Believers see it as the one truth, non believers see it as trash and king's use it for power. Not one of them is right.

Skye

And then it goes as with all anger attacks. They don’t just consist of one anger, but of many. A long series of angers, flung into a volcano in one’s breast until it erupts.

My Grandmother Asked Me to Tell You She's Sorry

I always start peeing when I’m only halfway to the litter box. This eagerness to finish is what probably makes me such a great lover.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

I am the qorj of love. If you find that hard to believe, then I’d like to sell you a Bible.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

I made Tuesday Salad like Monday morning is Sunday night. Do you agree on the difference a day can make in the realm of love?

My love can only occupy one person at a time

I cried at the funeral. It wasn’t because I loved her, it was because I was there, in the front pew at the church, chopping onions.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

I want a coffee machine that runs on gasoline and drives me to work. We can make love in the backseat, next to the cream and sugar.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

I had a dream about you. You were a midget, only shorter.
But your love for me was tall and handsome and everything you’re not.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

Our time together was a blur—not because I was drunk, which I was, but because our love was like the beating of a hummingbird’s wings.


My love can only occupy one person at a time

As an aspiring fashion designer, and lover of human anatomy, I always wonder why nipples don’t appear on the outside of shirts.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

Love is the best feeling in the universe. Actually, that’s not true. But only because I haven’t been very many places in the universe.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

The fire burnt down our House of Love. Our relationship didn’t work because I was the water, and she was the empty hose.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

Just because your plate is empty, doesn’t mean your stomach is full. Same with love. Where’s the Romance Buffet?

My love can only occupy one person at a time

I love microwave dinners. I also like eating other appliances, like fridges and dishwashers.


My love can only occupy one person at a time

When I didn’t see a ghost, I knew I’d seen a ghost, because ghosts are invisible. This logic also lets me know when I’m in love.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

People, they only love themselves because you only love yourself. Love them, and they will love you.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

I make love like others make money. You’ve got to spend money to make money, right? If not, then why am I paying for sex?


My love can only occupy one person at a time

I love Ocala. I also love anal sex with midgets. I mean I would, if I were an averagely perverted politician.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

Everything you swallow will kill you, some faster than others. Swallow your pride, and you’ll love a long time.


My love can only occupy one person at a time

Love is like a rain cloud under the dome of an umbrella. But I’m cool with that, because that’s what I call a portable shower.

My love can only occupy one person at a time