Quotes of: My-number-one Keyword

I fell in love with her that day. I realized it when someone told me it was Tuesday.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

She was a pretty good lover. Too bad she wasn’t pretty and good.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

Love is like $19.99. If you bring $20 dollars, I’ll bring a penny.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

Love is a miracle drug. Shoot it up through your toes, so nobody knows.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

I make sleep like I make love, only with more energy and excitement.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

Love says hello, and hate says goodbye. Your mom also says hello.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

When red fights with white, pink is always the winner. Let that be a lesson in love.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

They should make bubblegum that tastes like mashed potatoes. You know, for lovers.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

We made love like two tree branches in winter. We were naked and motionless.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

Love is trench warfare. So stand aside, and let me keep digging.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

I read my eyes out and can't read half enough...the more one reads the more one sees we have to read.

Letters of John Adams, Addressed to His Wife

The pains in my heart don't go away these days. The heartaches are chronic; they layer on top of each other from one day to the next, thickening like a callus.

The Memory Box

If only I could change the world around me, perhaps my truth won’t one day be the end of me.

Single Dad Laughing

The list of who’s the best is only one person long. My penis is only one person long too, if that person is two-inches tall.

So many chairs, and no time to sit

In my experience, people who want to keep their painful injuries are using them as a crutch. They’re hiding from something.

Othernaturals Book One: Possessed

Because evil, my dear child, can be done to anyone and by everyone, but good can only be done to those who need it.

Pirandello's One Act Plays

A picture with one word on it is like a thousand-and-one-word piece of literature. At this rate, I should be done with my million-word novel in about 999 minutes.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I meant to spend the day writing, but instead I spent the afternoon cleaning out my belly button. Historians will thank me one day.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

The female mind is certainly a devious one, my lord." Vetinari looked at his secretary in surprise. "Well, of course it is. It has to deal with the male one.

Unseen Academicals

A man must claim responsibility for his own temptation, and not pin it on the woman who arouses him. It’s a gown, Sir Mark. Not even one of my more daring ones.

Unclaimed

Holy crap, my heart was arrogant to believe her spotless track record could stay that way.

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