Quotes of: My-number-one Keyword

Me? I like wearing a condom. It means I'm having sex. I already spend most of my time NOT wearing one. It's like a tuxedo - I enjoy putting one on for special occasions.

Asterios Polyp

My love is dangerous, like getting stabbed by a knife handle. I make love like a psychotic dyslexic.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

We made love like two smiles torturing a frown. My advice is to put it on the rack, and really stretch out the event.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

The earth has lots of love to give, if you just know where to dig. My advice is start in the cemetery.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

Like a pair of dead batteries, I felt energized. Love is the light in my Can of Darkness.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

She made my heart melt, so I replaced it with a new candle. Love is illuminating.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

I stabbed her with the time. It was 8:00 sharp. Right through the heart, my love is punctual and pointy.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

There are many things in my life that I wish I could take back. Many moments I would recast.

For One More Day

I once tried to shave my mustache off with a toothbrush. Just one example of my skills as a lover.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I make love like I make coffins—with my bare hands, alone in my garage. On sale through Thursday—Buy One Funeral, Get A Second One Free!

This Book is Not FOR SALE

These days, I'm finding it harder and harder to breathe. My chest pounds with every heart beat like you're here, again, standing in front of me, your two hands around my neck.

Write like no one is reading

Being near you for a day was at the top of my bucket list of the greatest life achievements, so this has by far exceeded my expectations and everyday has been magic.

Write like no one is reading

I will fill my life with so much of positivity, happiness and brilliance that God will one day say with utmost pride, "This is the most amazing Kaleidoscope to view".

You Complete Me

I had to produce a complete page - or two or three - in one day. I took a lot of pride in my work, and I hated to do a mediocre job. Evidently, some of the writers enjoyed my work best of all for that very reason.

Joe Shuster

I am a really quiet person. I just like to be with my children and my family and being home. I live one day at a time, enjoying the best of life, just living.

Miguel Cotto

If I pass away one day, I am happy because I tried to do my best. My sport allowed me to do so much because it's the biggest sport in the world.

Pele

When I was a little girl, I used to walk around with a towel on my head, pretending I was a nun. And then one day my mother said, 'Why don't you just become an actress, and then you can pretend you're a nun.'

Olivia Hussey

Obviously, I love Japanese food. My favorite TV show of all time, without exception, is 'Iron Chef.' Not the stupid American version; 'Iron Chef' Japanese; the real one, the one that was on in Japan... my DVR for years was set to record almost every ...

Tucker Max

My mom is proud of me. I just want to keep working hard so one day I can help my family. I am going to get a big house one day, and we all can stay in it and eat.

Ben McLemore

Aaron Spelling always had his finger on the pulse of pop culture, he knew what the public wanted to see. He was one of the most loyal men in this business and believed in me at a time in my career when no one else would. My prayers are with his famil...

Alyssa Milano

In a fit at the bookstore one day, I bought all my favourite composers' biographies: Schubert, Massenet, Wolf. I've still not had a chance to read them; it breaks my heart. But when you travel so much, you just can't take that many books with you.

Danielle de Niese