My wife and I were together for two years. Those were the best two days of my life.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouI think I found the love of my life. Boy, I’m glad I cleaned out my fish tank.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I’m the most expensive person in my life. Every day I pay for the poor decisions of my past.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks