All my friends seem to be smart arses. Don't ask me why. Like many things, it is what it is.
I Am the MessengerI never say the things I really want to. If I did, I'd have no friends.
My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night StandsDid you know, ma'am, that our mutual friend can say "kiss my arse" in six languages?
No True GentlemanYou're going to make the new friend impressed if you keep remember her when she'd forgotten.
My Ancestor Was an Ancient Astronaut