I am into belly dancing. I used to only hang with comics. Now I have friends who are dancers, and my whole house has a harem feel.
A terrible thing about getting oldish is that your friends start dying, and in the last ten years I have lost seven or eight of my closest.
I usually dress very casual. Whenever I go out with my friends, I'm always like, 'Can't I just wear sweatpants?'
As a kid I had all kinds of questions about how I fit it with my neighborhood and friends and other Latinos.
I had been warned about Jews by my gentile friends - they did terrible things with knives to boys.
One of the characteristics I cherish in my friends is their childlike gullibility, and several excited minutes were spent trying to actually find this book.
I could do John Wayne, Jack Benny, Jack Kennedy, Lyndon Johnson and entertain my friends. But I never seriously considered it as a career choice.
I'm a cultural Christian in the same way many of my friends call themselves cultural Jews or cultural Muslims.
You'll know I love you when you're not making out with my friends.
I wasn't a competitor. I would play outside with my friends, but not really anything like ballet or soccer. I tried to play soccer, and it went badly.
I'm so hard on myself. I play these sketches in my computer for friends and they say 'Gee whiz, the vocal's beautiful.' I hear, 'It needs to be better.'
I used to spend countless days in my teenage years keeping scorecards, playing cricket and just enjoying myself with friends and having the occasional shandy in the bar.
While my friends were busy listening to the Talking Heads, Police, and B-52s, I was busy teaching myself to program on the Atari.
'I Got a Feeling' by the Black Eyed Peas - Reminds me of happy, fun times with my friends and makes me want to jump around.
My longtime friend Steven Steinbock, who has worked with me for more than thirty years, is a master at panfrying fish and seafood.
My brothers and I always did improv stuff in our basement with our friends; we're super nerds, and that was our way of spending a Friday night.
My friends tease me about the fact that if someone seems bad or shady or like they have a secret, I find them incredibly interesting.
I often refer to myself as a gay man and all my friends are gay and I would like nothing more than for them to be able to be married.
When my brother-in-law, BIll Clinton, was elected, he had gay friends. That was a coming out.
Shakespeare, Dickens, Mark Twain, and so many others were my dearest friends and greatest teachers.
I want to be a jerk like the rest of my friends, and have fun, and not care about the consequences, but I just can't now.
