My name is Jimmy, but my friends just call me the hideous penguin boy.
The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and Other StoriesDidn't anyone ever teach you that it's easier to ask forgiveness than permission?
A Love Story Starring My Dead Best FriendPlease, please don't try hurting me, my friends. I wouldn't forgive myself If I had to kill you all.
My Ancestor Was an Ancient AstronautFriend of my bosom, thou more than a brother, Why wert thou not born in my father's dwelling?
Poems, Plays and Miscellaneous Essays