I will say, as a woman, when you put a mustache on, you find out a lot of things about yourself.
Carrie BrownsteinMost people presume my mustache is not real because it's much darker than my regular hair.
John Hodgman[a coded message to the Resistance, spoken in French] Radio Announcer: John has a long mustache.
The Longest DayRight now I have a milk mustache. I grew it on a cattle ranch, and then glued it to my face.
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