Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but both you and your lover die.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I once tried to shave my mustache off with a toothbrush. Just one example of my skills as a lover.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I have never seduced a fish taco for selfish reasons. I am an altruistic lover.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I eat toast and ice—because bread and water just aren’t enough for me. I’m also an insatiable lover.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I keep my socks in a filing cabinet, if that tells you what kind of lover I am.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Yeah, you could say her and I are lovers. She wouldn’t say it, and neither would I, but you could.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.