She was a pretty good lover. Too bad she wasn’t pretty and good.
My love can only occupy one person at a timeThey should make bubblegum that tastes like mashed potatoes. You know, for lovers.
My love can only occupy one person at a timeA wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover, I’m a reader.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Two decaying racehorse carcasses would make a great bathtub. I’m a fast lover.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I am the three minutes of 180 seconds, and I don’t do refills. I’m a lover, not a farmer.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Not only is my lover invisible, but she’s also nonexistent. Talk about a cheap date!
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.The fact that we’re not lovers makes us more like bees and flowers than rabbits.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.I’d like to sell mustaches in a can—for the connoisseur consumer and gentleman lover in every woman.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.